1. 22:45 17th Apr 2014

    Notes: 10118

    Reblogged from nowadays-newguise-nougat

    kellanium-on-walrus-detail:

    visambros:

    Have any of you heard

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    of subculture practised in

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    Botswana, Africa?

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    It’s a heavy metal subculture

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    that some describe as

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    "Cowboy Metalheads"

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    And

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    they

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    look

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    so

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    awesome!

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    (I found out about them because of this cracked article)

    This shit is awesome.

     
  2. 08:14

    Notes: 86470

    Reblogged from nowadays-newguise-nougat

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    saxypone:

homo-chromo:

pug comic.
yes.

punk pug

    saxypone:

    homo-chromo:

    pug comic.

    yes.

    punk pug

     
  3. 08:13

    Notes: 94977

    Reblogged from nowadays-newguise-nougat

    yourfictionmyreality:

What the fuck

    yourfictionmyreality:

    What the fuck

    (Source: ForGIFs.com)

     
  4. 17:42 15th Apr 2014

    Notes: 46663

    Reblogged from carcricor

    carryonwinchestering:

    Being internet smart is like the 21st century version of being street smart. 

    Okay Dad, these are the websites you use to watch your show. 

    Sockshare, Putlocker, gorillavid, nosvideo and novamov are your friends, stick to them and you know you’re okay.

    DO NOT click on anything that wants you to download updates or DivX. 

    DO NOT click on adverts on the side. 

    And be very cautious of fake play buttons. 

    You are ready. Go forth and watch Dexter. 

     
  5. 21:38 14th Apr 2014

    Notes: 213610

    Reblogged from thedevilontheradio

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    nigelfarageofficial:

cybercitrus:

pixelavender:

adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE





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convert your office into a horrible disaster

the last one I’m dead it’s too fSr now I’m dead

    nigelfarageofficial:

    cybercitrus:

    pixelavender:

    adriofthedead:

    vicemag:

    A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

    just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

    thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE

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    ????????????????????????????

    convert your office into a horrible disaster

    the last one I’m dead it’s too fSr now I’m dead

     
  6. 16:48 13th Apr 2014

    Notes: 45

    Reblogged from thedevilontheradio

    lifepuzzler:

    chompskyhomp

    Hmm, is it homp or honk? I’m going with honk.

     
  7. 10:53

    Notes: 256706

    Reblogged from nowadays-newguise-nougat

    Tags: I just might

    brandnewswastikas:

    Put a pancake on a girl’s head when she’s asleep to keep her warm and safe. 

    (Source: heckacute)

     
  8. 14:05 12th Apr 2014

    Notes: 209917

    Reblogged from carcricor

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    fecloras:

Classic Mary

    fecloras:

    Classic Mary

    (Source: awkwardrabbit)

     
  9. 14:03

    Notes: 34

    Reblogged from thedevilontheradio

    sparkyplx:

    One of the greatest moments in television history

     
  10. 09:40 11th Apr 2014

    Notes: 240726

    Reblogged from nowadays-newguise-nougat

    dogscan:

Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.

    dogscan:

    Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.

    (Source: music-singing-sun)

     
  11. 22:34 10th Apr 2014

    Notes: 34

    Reblogged from nowadays-newguise-nougat

    I probably should have realized I was asexual when…

    asexuallyboned:

    I stopped in the middle of sex to put one of my socks back on. 

     
  12. 16:37 9th Apr 2014

    Notes: 1376

    Reblogged from ironmaidenwantsyoufordead

    Plays: 7,910

    knirkeulrich:

    hellomynametoby:

    NOOT. NOOT NOOT NOOOOOT.

    I’M PISSING MY PANTS OMFG

     
  13. 12:00

    Notes: 49006

    Reblogged from nowadays-newguise-nougat

    Tags: totally doing thishaha

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    roughhands-soreeyes:

mickeyrenee:

zacharybruce:

sweetflattery:

ckings:

this is possibly one of the smartest thing someone did hahaahha

amazing

Oh man.. This. Hahaha

 Tumblr is going to forever alter how I approach married life/raising my children.

I’m here for this.

    roughhands-soreeyes:

    mickeyrenee:

    zacharybruce:

    sweetflattery:

    ckings:

    this is possibly one of the smartest thing someone did hahaahha

    amazing

    Oh man.. This. Hahaha


    Tumblr is going to forever alter how I approach married life/raising my children.

    I’m here for this.

    (Source: ckings)

     
  14. 12:34 4th Apr 2014

    Notes: 1038

    Reblogged from tony-raptor

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    theonion:

Date Invites Woman Upstairs To Check Out Red Flags
     
  15. 12:31

    Notes: 85130

    Reblogged from i-choose-death-before-decaf

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    awwww-cute:

I can never get any work done

    awwww-cute:

    I can never get any work done